The first I'm sure made the "Bushisms" book, and the second I can actually forgive him for his self-serving ignorance. Otherwise I'll just end up breaking my computer monitor. I'd have some more from his appointees, but they seem to be elusive with their glossy vocabulary. BWAHAHAHA...
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
...George W. Bush
"We need to thin our forests in America."
—Bush, on the evil of forests, Aug. 11, 2003
Source: The Arizona Republic, "In Arizona, Bush Touts His Idea to Thin Forests," Aug. 12, 2003.